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hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

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shoutucker:

nudes below the cut

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fukawweh:

tsuginotsugino:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant wait to go under the sea

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love it when my teachers absent

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cooldog3:

me: ((fades into the shadows))

you: fuk that guy was so hot

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Never say frick frack anywhere near me. this includes the earth im on and the universe i am in

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assballconnector:

when yu Semen from your piss Dicke

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richwhitelesbian:

sometimes the call finds you. you try to open a bottle of wine and your corkscrews are all missing. welcome to the scene youre one of us now. stay true

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i hate women sooooo much also drikn blcak coffee on ym porch whikle smokeing cigerattte -charle bukowsky

(Source: nouveauricheprincess, via liltropicalboy)

Imagine if ya girl cheated on u and u walked in to her gettin stroked to mackleman thriftshop

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